Adam

a kid who looks like a blobfish and acts like every farm animal

"Is that Adam?"
"OH you mean the snorting blobfish"
"YES exactly bro"

by KoolKidS1ke April 30, 2019

Adam

Adam is a cunt that sucks fat dick

Oh look theres dib shit AKA Adam

by Olivia,leah,julia,eve August 17, 2019

Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.

Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!

by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023

Adam

adam is a smart, wise and good man with a great heart. he loves baking and has a talent for many sports (mainly football and volleyball). blond, blue-eyed, tall boy who respects women and is there for them.
i care about him and i don't want to lose him

please don't break his heart..

adam: hey, wouldn't you like to come to my match?
someone: sure, why not!

by t33nr0manc3 November 21, 2021

Adam

A strong sexy man with a HUGE horse cock that is awesome for sex.

Girl 1: "Wow do you see Adam?"
Girl 2: "Yes he did me last night with his huge cock!"

by bigolppdaddy123 March 8, 2022

Adam

A very fun and friendly type of person, basically Adam is a nice guy that's also very chill and open-minded. He's always there for you no matter what. Adam constantly has a lot of projects going and always a 1000 ideas he's waiting to try, but that never seems to stop him from hanging out with you or supporting you when you're blue.

At first glance some people might find him "nerdy" - but that's just because he is so smart and passionate about his projects. There is no doubt Adam will achieve great things in life. He will also go to great lengths to show his love and support, Adam is simply a good guy with a big heart.

"Did you talk to Adam yet?"
"Yeah I did and he really cheered me up, he's so sweet"

by ankipanki May 12, 2022

Adam

A kind hearted gentleman who respects women and keeps to himself. Girls love him for his ridiculously good looks and guys want to be around him because he radiates such positive energy.

"I wish there were more guys like Adam"

by Addybun November 21, 2021