Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 13, 2017

Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it

Oh man she’s so good at snake oil

by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021

Carolina Drain Snake

The act of shitting downs one throat and skull fucking it down with passion.

He gave her the Carolina Drain Snake

by Southern sex terms February 04, 2025

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Vicious Ass Snake

An insanely humongous penis

“Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”

by Brotquavious March 10, 2023

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 06, 2016

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn August 17, 2017