Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

step-co-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's stepcousin's spouse.
2- Step-co-first-cousin-in-law.

My step-co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Ginger Law

Law that has been around ever since the first ginger was born. Ginger law that gingers enforce that has no limitations or boundaries that is enforced 24/7 by any means necessary.

Everyday must be Rachel Faith Hartman day because it is enforced by ginger law.

by PaleGinger556 August 28, 2022

dumb law

Outdated laws that seem silly, but are still rules and regulations in the United States.

A dumb law in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

by Loretta621 March 12, 2012

stepgrandpibling-in-law

1- Stepgrandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepgrandpibling.

stepgrandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021

Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.

"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".

by Gabagools June 2, 2022