Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

Sodays Law

is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.

This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.

by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022

Moou's Law

Moou’s Law: As time continues in any given

discussion with Moou, the probability of

conversation steering towards Gondola approaches 1.

If you're talking to Moou, make sure to look out for any signs of Moou's law.

by Gumdola November 23, 2021

Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.

A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"

by DeesLaw August 16, 2021

co-2C-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-2C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 07, 2021

O’Brien’s Law

Murphy was an optimist

You think Murphy’s Law runs strong on your bad days; my cousin’s bad luck runs on O’Brien’s Law. His bad luck runs so deep it makes Murphy look like an optimist!

by ctjstr September 08, 2021

grandaunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's brother.
2. The sister of one's grandparent-in-law.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019