I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007

Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks

After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!

by Jonney July 4, 2007

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

by Baxington March 13, 2015

November 13th, national pee pant day

National pee pant day

November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant

come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant

“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”

by Frog tibbies November 12, 2020

You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

Throwing that pussy down both pant legs.

This is a southern expression. This term is used to describe a women is extremely sexually active and open to having sex with anyone.

She down to give it to anybody, she throwing that pussy down both pant legs.

by T-Honey Smoke & Trice May 7, 2019