National Throw Sophia Day

So just grab sophia on October 31st and throw her!

Yo, are you participating in national throw sophia day?

by Groovygirl October 29, 2019

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National sit on lap day

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day

Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day

by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019

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National Good Person Day

January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.

Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day

by heyb October 19, 2019

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National favorite Person Day

The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14

Happy national favorite person day!

by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021

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National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

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National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

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