American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Slut Cookie

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.

The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

Sarah really enjoys Slut Cookies.

by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

cookie

a yoommy snack

Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man

by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009