A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024

If you cut the ripple, you're letting someone know that you're onboard with what they are saying. They tingle your brainwaves, you ride their waves. Your frequencies are alligned, and cut at the same time.
Imagine this, you're sat with a friend in the rain, having a couple of cans. Your friend starts talking about how much he loves the feeling of warm sand on the bottom of his feet. If you know the feeling, you let him know "I cut the ripple".
Imagine this, you're sat with a friend in the rain, having a couple of cans. Your friend starts talking about how much he loves the feeling of warm sand on the bottom of his feet. If you know the feeling, you let him know "I cut the ripple".
by Psycholaughs September 27, 2021

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

by Mosthated_Zahh😈😋 May 11, 2016

A substance used to serve as a way to dilute product that had otherwise been pure or close to it. This is done for strategic purpose;
-making it nonlethal and/or enjoyable
-extending product volume, increasing consumption capacity
- enhancing or prolonging effects. Unfortunately some individuals only do so to be greedy, adding cut that is just dangerous or lethal in some cases (crushed glass or glass powder, fetynal, drywall, drain cleaner, etc.)
Much “bad” product arises when dilution occurs repeatedly through the supply chain. Some suppliers dilute pre-cut products unknowingly, while others do so despite awareness—driven by profit margins.
Fortunately, a natural consequence for excessive dilution created a self containement effect. Consumers quickly identify and avoid suppliers who compromise quality beyond acceptable thresholds.
Alternatively:
-Don’t make it cut just be cutting the cut to have more cut causing everyone to get more cut or you will get cut
-If we are the small ax and the corporations are the big tree, then we will cut them down, bigger they, just means the harder they will fall
-I cut my finger in protest also by accident
-designated share of compensation
-To be included on a potentially profitable project
*to remove text while editing ex. Copy & paste
-making it nonlethal and/or enjoyable
-extending product volume, increasing consumption capacity
- enhancing or prolonging effects. Unfortunately some individuals only do so to be greedy, adding cut that is just dangerous or lethal in some cases (crushed glass or glass powder, fetynal, drywall, drain cleaner, etc.)
Much “bad” product arises when dilution occurs repeatedly through the supply chain. Some suppliers dilute pre-cut products unknowingly, while others do so despite awareness—driven by profit margins.
Fortunately, a natural consequence for excessive dilution created a self containement effect. Consumers quickly identify and avoid suppliers who compromise quality beyond acceptable thresholds.
Alternatively:
-Don’t make it cut just be cutting the cut to have more cut causing everyone to get more cut or you will get cut
-If we are the small ax and the corporations are the big tree, then we will cut them down, bigger they, just means the harder they will fall
-I cut my finger in protest also by accident
-designated share of compensation
-To be included on a potentially profitable project
*to remove text while editing ex. Copy & paste
Note: The powdery residue that accumulates is the cut. For quality, select solid product forms which, despite containing some cut agents, will maintain consistent active ingredient will be included.
by Truthsepeaker March 13, 2025
