National Fuck Josh Day

National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua

Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!

by Cum God 69 February 21, 2021

National Kiss a Cadet Day

National Kiss a Cadet Day is a day where a cadet from any US service academy is required to receive a kiss from their current or potential significant other. This day may change based upon the needs of individual cadets.

"Hey did you hear it's National Kiss a Cadet Day tomorrow?"
"Oh really? I guess I'll have to come find you tomorrow then ;)"

by BottleCapped July 14, 2021

National favorite Person Day

The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14

Happy national favorite person day!

by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021

National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

National say yes day

Every question you have to say yes to!!!

OCTOBER 10TH

Boy: wanna date?
Girl: uuhh no thx
Boy: sorry its national say yes day so ill pick u up at 7😎

by HEE HEE HEE October 5, 2020

Nation Ford High School

Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.

Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School”
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”

by iamtherealbigchungus January 14, 2019