Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

you got a deep tree

Big dick or something of that sort

Wow you got a deep tree!

by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022

Whatcha got there?

Whatcha got there can be used as a friend thinks another friend is hiding something, like a secret, or can express that they are curious about something.

Somebody: Walks
Friend: Whatcha got there?
Somebody: Nothing-

by yeet da child December 18, 2022

Got Nailed

Someone/something that got annihilated or destroyed,

“Dude, you got nailed on that fall!”

by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022

I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.

by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023