fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Lady Boner

Chase

Chase is a lady boner

by Egeguehesush November 24, 2020

boner farmer

One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.

Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.

by the Freeman August 3, 2007

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

boner crime

When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.

Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.

by Chang mang October 29, 2006

murder-boner

When you're jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-boner.

"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013