square bum syndrome

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long

Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam

by bunny.com May 16, 2010

dry bum rot

*disease that causes the anus to rot and become dry*

my friend phoned saying that he woke up with dry bum rot... a dry rotting bum

by valcon&chriszombie April 27, 2009

Bum chums 3.0

Bum chums 3.0 is a group chat filled with 7 people (including myself hehe) we are all just bunch of dorks, we are beyond the norm and we are weirdohs, our gc is never normal with the amount of shit we say, but hey we all still love n support each other. We’ve always helped each other through the hardest of times tbh and will continue to but One day we will all meet and it will be the best day of our goddamn lives... I love you all, I really do <3 - AS

you have a group chat like bum chums 3.0 !? Sick!!

by Amysant0s June 2, 2019

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf

Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff July 23, 2017

mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

Dumb idiot bum

Yasmine F.

Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum

by Yeah but it is y February 2, 2019

national bum day

Usually on November 1st and its usually celebrated with a bum and their best friend. The best thing to do on this day is to eat food and get fat and sleep off all the fat with the bum. When this day happens you can always be assured that there's always a bum right next to you.

Hey, did you know today is national bum day?

by Riverripper October 12, 2019