Nick

Lmao stupid bitch

“Wow that nick kid retarded”
“Heard he dated her”
“Nah she too good for him”
“You right”

by smexikiddo December 16, 2018

Nick

Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.

If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.

Person: Man, you're such a Nick.
Nick: oof

by Shenaniganguy October 25, 2018

Nick

A really tall, handsome, strong, charismatic, and rich young man

I love Nick, because he is so cute

by Big Dick Randy69420 October 25, 2023

Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell

Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022

nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022

nick

weird kid who has no friends but needs some attention. dumb blonde kid :)

wow that nick is very disgusting.

I broke nicks arm... ;)

by person thing human January 6, 2015

Pulled a nick

When a guy moves in with a girl after only dating her for a week. The then stops talking to his friends

Man what ever happened to that guy. I don’t know he pulled a nick

by Pops1990 September 30, 2025