Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.

Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).

by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018

Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.

Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.

by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024

University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

universal pass

a pass that keep children from going to the bathroom. many people are peeing on the floors. students have even created restrooms in the classroom out of buckets. the bin of scrap papers will be used as toilet paper

universal pass is a joke

by ursexybitch April 22, 2019

The Universe

Discount Your Bizarre Adventure The World.

bad move:
Road Roller
traits:
Never hits
Deals knockback
Reasonable damage
Easy to dodge

*in 1v1*
Casual The Universe user: ROADA ROLLA DA!
YBA Joe: *dodges*
Casual The Universe user: *gets died by yba joe*

by Your local epitaph user March 28, 2022

bestest friend in the whole entire universe

KATIE HUH

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

by every human to ever exist April 22, 2024

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016