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james person

He's known as being quite shy, but once you get to know him, it's hard to keep him quiet. Just give him a game and then he won't bug you for hours.
James Person the best guy a girl can ever have.
by AtomicJazz April 18, 2017
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Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.
Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists
by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022
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Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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ten gallon person

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!
by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020
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End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.
Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."
by anonymous March 9, 2022
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Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado
by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017
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