After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
Get the Fire Hydrant Vaginamug. when a man inserts his penis into a women's va jay jay, and it is so deep, her contractions force him to fly across the room.
by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017
Get the springy vaginamug. Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. by M_brady2 April 28, 2016
Get the pickeled vaginamug. Jaylavy "'Betrayal`~`Vagina'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Jaylavy "'Betrayal`~`Vagina'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Jaylavy "'Betrayal`~`Vagina'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
Get the Vagina hammug. by Oof kaboom February 25, 2022
Get the crack vaginamug.