Butt Compass

Butt Com•pass (verb)

An occurrence of such a state in the penis of a male, when the penis becomes erect, and causes the the male to turn freely on a pivot, pointing in the direction of another male’s butt.

Example: His moral compass told him that his attraction to another man’s butt was wrong, but his raging butt compass confirmed his sub-conscious attraction to the man in the spandex bicycle shorts.

by Teflon Man February 14, 2012

butt-iron

Anything desired so strongly that possessing/achieving THAT SPECIFIC THING becomes an obsession in the mind of the desirer, an obsession that compels them to go to absurd, even destructive, even self-destructive lengths to acquire the thing, sometimes ignoring easier options in the process. The ends do NOT justify the means here, but they "gotta have that butt-iron". Taken from the science video where it is explained how much magnetic force Magneto would have to exert to extract the iron from the guard in X-Men II; long before he could have extracted it, he would have exerted enough magnetic force to escape several times over, but he's "gotta have that butt-iron"

Me: Dude! Why do you need THAT car? We passed three dealerships on the way! I think we ran over a guy back there!
You: I gotta have that butt-iron! I gotta!

by Balloonie-cat1 August 30, 2022

butt biter

A guy who likes biting girl's butts.

Weird guy: *mind* ooh look at the big butt.
Girl: Hi?
Weird guy: Let's go to your house

*AT HOUSE*
Weird guy: *throws girl onto bed*
Weird guy: *bites butt*
Girl: OWWWWWWWW
Girl: *mind* why does it feel good?
Weird guy: I'M TONY LOPEZ

Girl: EW GET AWAY

That is how a butt biter does it's thing, stay away from Tony.

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

Butt Nutt

The butt nutt is the situation in which one is eating the ass of their partner out, and their partner proceeds to take the biggest and baddest orgasmic dump on one's face. Butt nutt can be used as both a noun and a verb.

The noun form is to describe the situation in which one has their partner's shit upon their face following the infamous moment. The verb form is when one shits on their partner's face as their partner eats their ass out. Partners can either choose to eat the butt nutt, or to simply have it on their face.

Further note: butt nutt is to be used in a similar fashion to the famous phrase "nut." Also, be wary of those by the name of Chase, for they are connoisseurs of the butt nutt.

"Damn, I was eating this chick's ass out and she butt nutted all over my face. I loved it!" - Friend 1
"God, I wish someone would take a fat butt nutt on me like that." - Friend 2

by chasethebuttnutt December 18, 2020

phat butt

A girl with the best butt ever. Also a term of endearment.

1. Check out phat butt over there.

2. I love you phat butt.

by Phat butt November 25, 2016

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

salty butts

Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .

Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.

by Facelessdreams April 18, 2015