Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

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Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

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Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

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Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

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