March 25

a day where you go to your local park, and advertise the among us shop (they sell among us and sex) on the slide, and also eat cake

Bro we gotta go to the park and advertise among us shop!!! it’s march 25th!!!

by sage day March 24, 2022

march 19

the day that the only the most beautiful, sweetest, coolest girls were born! they are awesome

People on march 19 are so cool!

by khloeeeee!! March 7, 2025

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

March 24

Nation rail your shortest friend day.

Don't be scared. Do it!!

Boy : "Let me rail you,it's march 24"
Short friend : "well it is March 24"

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt March 23, 2023

march 16

national inhale queefs day

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs

by kelpjuice November 23, 2021

march 6th

National touch day. Touch your partners genital's.

A: Its march 6th.

B: What is that.
A: National touch day.
B: What is that.
A: Where you lay your hand on your partners privates.

by Mr.jerrycan March 5, 2025

March 15

March 15th is National start dating someone day

Person #1: Hey! Today is Start Dating Someone Day!
Person#2: Really?!

Person #1: Yea! March 15th

by Sirputssgkafvvskgxgdsfufff March 14, 2025