11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

29 March

National have sex with ur gf in the shower day

bf: its 29 march have sex with me in the shower
gf: ok

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

March 7th

The day you kiss your significant other day.

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!

by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024

March 6th

Kiss your crush day

I can’t believe it’s march 6th

by i fucked your mummy March 5, 2024

March 5th

National kiss your friend that’s a boy day

Bro it’s March 5th, you know what that means

by too-toughy March 5, 2024

March 7th

Tie a bow around a guy's bicep day!

Jane: Hey, it's March 7th, can I tie a bow around your bicep?
John: Absolutely.

by americancolatnt March 6, 2024

March 12th

National give your girlfriend her favorite flower day!

Guy: here your favorite flowered darling :)since it’s march 12th
Girl: I’m in love with you.

by Tainted._Sorrow March 6, 2024