March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020

March 14

National make out with your girlfriend day !

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 26th, 2008

The best day ever. This was when Creo made his channel.

March 26th, 2008 was when Creo made his channel.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

March 16th

A day where you have to send your boyfriend/girlfriend a picture of you in a bra or in a bra with something covering it.

Hey dont forget to send me a bra picture!
Wait why?
Cause its march 16th.

by Theonlybigdrandy March 16, 2025

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025