Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.

by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023

Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021