cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

half-great-great-nibling

Half-sibling's great-grandchild.

half-great-great-nibling.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Operation Half White Baby

A type of white fever where they want a sperm donor who will not charge them and actually pay for their stuff as part of a romance scam before dumping him later. A half-white kid is a status symbol in some places and then they can casually discard the man once they've made the baby or babies. They prefer men who would never donate their seed for quality reasons, a type of spermjacking and sexual fraud. The flip and bounce abroad or Back Home with the baby. He never sees it again or if they're forced to stay for legal reasons, she will raise it to hate him as an oppressor or something.

"Did you hear what happened to Jack? His new Thai wife ran off with his son, turns out she never really wanted him it was an Operation Half White Baby situation. She's showing off the kid on social media and acting like he never existed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024