When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021
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Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*
Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!
Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!
Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!
Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!
by emmef January 25, 2012
Get the ghost pedestrian mug.Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
Get the Ghost Docking mug.A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.
Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
by mineat August 14, 2012
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Get the ghost costume mug.when you pack a bong with tobacco and/or some random shit that isn't weed, and give it to an unknowning indivdual, just for the laughs
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Get the ghost bong mug.a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011
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