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Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
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A person which is know for his humming and all in all just being a microwave
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” Daniel screamed at the top of his lungs
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Daniel is the type of guy that you would remember to be the homosexual guy of the friend group. Often his friend group wouldn’t even consider him a part of the group. He often suffers from dementia.
Friend 1: Look, that’s Daniel!

Friend 2: Ew

Friend 3: Oh, the homosexual one?
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Person:"why are you acting so weird?"
Daniel:"I ate a pot brownie."
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a person who is a under the radar redneck who is super smart but never given the credit. hes a dang good looking person who eats weird food.
Mary:Did you see that truck?
Jane:ya it was totally Benjamen Daniel!
by carkeyneu May 31, 2011
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Daniel is one of a kind. He is always a caring person for others. He'll get picked on but he won't let the insults get to him. He is very intelligent and like to playing games. He is a very good friend to have and will have a hard time to find the right person to love him back. He will be sad at and won't show it to people that he cares about. He will have lots of friends that care and don't care about him. Daniel is a very kind person.
We all like Daniel
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Dunno, it's just Daniel
Seriously, just Daniel
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