Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

leg bite

When someone bites your leg.

Someone give me a leg bite, and it was quite sore.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025

Leg Whipper

A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.

Plural: Leg Whippers.

Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.

Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper

by Suddie Fats September 4, 2010

schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Legging legs

When a woman wears tights/leggings and it's visible that she have a thigh gap.

This phrase comes from the tiktok and is accused of promoting body dysnorphia.

Why is it that a randome body characteristic becomes a trend every two working days on Tiktok?

Idk but I know that I don't have legging legs now.

by miorus January 29, 2024

lady leg lathering

a man licking from side to side on the labia minora slowly

The speechwriter was lady leg lathering his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018