Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.

When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.

by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010

Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.

A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.

by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011

Brad Whitehouse

Fucking Awesome.

heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"

Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"

you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"

by ImNotGod December 4, 2011

brad lynch

sexy and you know it

this is for you from brad lynch

by bradmaniac January 8, 2012

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

bead babe

Mardis Gras attendee who shows her tits numerous times for the acquiring of plastic jewelry. Also known as whore, slut, skank, and bead bitch.

Yo, your girlfriend was a bead babe in New Orleans man.

by StepChildBubba March 15, 2014

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014