Spaghetti Monster

Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster

by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023

cust monster

A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly

Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?

Who peter ?

by Custybeast November 26, 2014

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021

sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021