Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

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Sam/Jack

Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).

Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?

by NPCxJack September 12, 2022

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Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam Using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

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Sam the immigrant

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam the immigrant prob using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 22, 2022

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Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022

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The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.

Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.

by nonsamtom April 25, 2022

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