When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.
by Sabooboo March 14, 2008
Get the Southern bear clampmug. by SkaterBoy October 10, 2007
Get the man bear pigmug. by wordman April 14, 2003
Get the bad news bearsmug. America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008
Get the Armored AIDS Bearsmug. al gore being super cereal or serial that half man ,half bear , half pig creature exists and attacks people in south park where they say al gore has no freinds and wants atttention XD! MBP !!
by gPv16 March 20, 2010
Get the man bear pigmug. A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...
Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...
John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!
Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!
John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound
Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...
John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!
Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!
John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound
Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
by bahalaugh January 24, 2011
Get the don't poke the bearmug. do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.
i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls
related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips
i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls
related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips
by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010
Get the child bearing ballsmug.