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Sam

A jewish person who finds crab unapetizing and enjoys bullying others. Mostly found in middle schools and senior year, 'Sam' tends to target women and has many strong political opinions.
That guy is actin like a real Sam
by Basile Praestentia November 23, 2022
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Sam

stupid splat baby that ACTUALLY enjoys apple sauce, genuinely what the hell is wrong with sam
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
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sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
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Sam

Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts
Daniel: “I made a new friend, his name is Sam”
Muhammad: Ew sam He must be gay, block him
by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021
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Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017
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Sam

Low key guys but do get on there bad side...
by Typhoon27 June 22, 2021
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Sam

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.
Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )
by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018
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