da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.

EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn

by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011

adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.

Adopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Kaplan's Law

The law that any discussion on the internet that goes in long enough will result in someone claiming that the US Civil War wasn't about slavery.

(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.

by MaddKap May 15, 2022

half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019