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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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step-second-cousin-in-law

1- Step-second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-second-cousin.
step-second-cousin-in-law.
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Bestfriend in law

Your bestfriend's husband/wife or girlfriend/boyfriend. So if your bestfriend is cheating then you have 2. Also if your bestfriend has a celebrity crush and says they are married that's also your bestfriend in law.
"Hi bestfriend in law" Said Beyonce
by YNW Melly's Bestfriend in law January 12, 2020
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Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.
My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
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co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.
co-cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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