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the smokey bear 

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!
the smokey bear by Conor R December 27, 2008

okey dokey smokey 

Okey dokey is meant to convey approval but the addition of smokey adds a new connotation. It means, Ok, pothead (or anyone "smoking" something), got it, you're a stoner.
1st person: "I'm 100% sure that aliens have invaded everyone's mind" Other person: "Okey dokey smokey".

The smokey eye 

When a female "smokes" a cigarette/cigar/joint pipe/ bong from their pussy, rarely refering to an anus of any gender, queefs or farts in your face filling your eye/ eyes in smoke.
Person 1:"Yo man, your sister is crazy!"
Person 2: "oh yeah? What you talkin about?"
Person 1: "she gave me the smokey eye, think I have pink eye now or somethin! How does it look? Think imma need an eye patch!"

okey dokey smokey 

Man dude julies a okey dokey smokey person
okey dokey smokey by anonymous March 1, 2003

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.
After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

old smokey 

A sex act wherein a female gets an internal hole cut in between her rectum and vagina. The performing partner then inserts a lit cigar into the female's ass and smokes it by inhaling through her pussy hole.
Guy 1: Last night she wanted some while I was busy smoking.

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her an old smokey.

Guy 2: You sick fuck.
old smokey by d!rtym!nd August 11, 2014