pit of no return

That little hole in between two car seats, where once something falls in, it is way too difficult to retrieve.
Some of my coins slid into the Pit of No Return the other day, and I gave up trying to get them back after 20 minutes grueling effort.
by b o n k April 14, 2021
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Tnickelss returns

Often referred to as the greatest youtube comeback oat
Tnickelss returns: An event that people have been waiting for for a long ass time
Xevi: "Pass the yogurt"
Gurt: " Yo, did you hear about the return of tnickelss?"
Ray William Johnson: "Sybau Gurt. But yes."
by C0mpetable May 07, 2025
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rovers return

I caught my best mate giving my girlfriend a rovers return
by phantomphil March 02, 2021
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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 20, 2024
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Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin
I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.
by Yodaclock June 30, 2024
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return on effort employed

The KPi that defined whether or not a task or energy applied to it is really worth the bother.
Rebecca: “oh lord! There’s a Lion heading towards us”
Leon: “oh cripes, we should LITERALLY RUN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE , in order to make sure we are in front of all these other Safari tourists”
Rebecca: “er, no. It’s hot. I don’t need to be the fastest. I just need to be faster than 1 or 2 of them.
And as most of them ate lunch and I only had a date; I fancy my chances”
Leon: “oh gosh; you’re right as usual Honey - there was me always wanting to be the best at everything I do (inc. running from Lions) but actually it’s so hot, the “return on effort employed” or ROEE just isn’t there”
Rebecca: “thank the lord; finally you get it (see also 20:80).
Leon: “yes - I coined that one too”
by L30NRB August 08, 2020
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Returning

Returning is the act of perfectly cumming and then re-absorbing the cum into one’s pee-hole and cumming again.
Bob started returning since Debra wanted the cum again in a different spot
by Muliwai January 22, 2025
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