Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

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olde posh

those of inherited wealth(class) who regard themselves as better because of their descendancy

his family are such olde posh

by oscar September 29, 2003

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Posh brothers

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.

Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?

by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023

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Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 15, 2017

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