Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.

"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"

by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023

Poshness retreat

An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.

Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.

Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.

Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.

by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023

posh

when you smoke a cigarette and then pretend you’re in a fancy european city when you’re actually in a shitty american suburb

“Want to go to the rooftop and get poshed?”

by ethantaaaa December 11, 2020

posh snob

someone who is posh and a snob

john is a posh snob

by kewl_beans November 14, 2020

Pish-Posh

A term usually used in the Uk it means “whatever” or “that’s not true”

Did you hear Jerry died?

Pish-Posh.

by J_E_B October 22, 2020

Posh Shit

When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.

It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.

I took a posh shit earlier

by IThinkImYourDad January 16, 2021