Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

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Orange Nurple

When someone twists your ears

Should I give him a purple nurple or orange nurple?

by Mimi Moo-Moo January 31, 2022

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The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)

My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".

by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022

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Ba-nurkle-durkle

The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.

1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode

by LilWormy June 16, 2023

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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

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