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Miranda

Miranda’s will never let u down they may keep some little secrets from u but they are 100/10 trustworthy,kind,nice,caring and much other stuff.Make sure that if one day u are looking for a friends that will always be their for u go find a Miranda!The6 always bring energy everywhere they like.They are funny,pretty, and hot sometimes.Looking for a bf?Look for a Miranda.Miranda’s are the best.For example my BFFs name is Miranda that’s why I’m telling this amazing and wonderful storie.Do u have a friend who’s name is Miranda?!
The boy that has a crush on her:Hey umm i think ur rlly cute hot and funny
Miranda:srry ur not rlly my type and I already have a crush on someone else but I can help u find someone if you’d like!
by CMSstudent..hehe November 16, 2021
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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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Lin-Manuel Miranda

The only person I would get down on 1 knee for (Besides Daveed Diggs, Anthony Ramos, Stephanie March, Mariska Hargitay and Leslie Odom Jr.)
Person 1: Do you know Lin-Manuel Miranda?

Person 2: No shit everyone does, he's literally everywhere.
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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
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miranda

She really was a miranda.
by Mr nice guy76 March 31, 2021
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Miranda Rights

1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!

2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.

3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma November 30, 2014
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