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Miranda Bentley

Miranda Bently can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. She cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient, so dont wind her up! Also, Miranda Bentley is determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others:)
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.

^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
Guy#1: Miranda Bentley is any guy's dream woman. Dont you agree?
EVeRYONE ELSE: YES!
by someonespecial2205 December 5, 2011
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Miranda

Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too

All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
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cindy miranda

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Lin Manuel Miranda

Lin Manuel Miranda is the guy who made a hip hop musical about the founding fathers the biggest musical of the 21st century. And yet Disney still overuses him for one single type of music.
by Spagballs March 17, 2024
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miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.
wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans
by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Lin-manuel miranda

The divalisious lyrical genius who wrote things such as Hamilton and moana.
Facts about lin

Can he speak Spanish?
SI
Does he have Instagram?
NOPe
What colour are his eyes?
A sort of mid level shade of poop brown
"IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT" Said lin-manuel miranda as A.Ham
by Servingpusinthisdress February 4, 2025
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