Maybe Next Year

1. Literally any other time
2. Never in a million years

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.

by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017

Maybe

adverb
perhaps; possibly.
"maybe I won't go back"
Similar:
perhaps
possibly
conceivably
it could be (that)
it is possible (that)
for all one knows
happen
peradventure
perchance
mayhap
haply
percase
noun
a mere possibility or probability.
"no ifs, buts, or maybes"

maybe ill go to the store today, mom.

by lucas x william November 6, 2020

maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich

"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."

by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Yeah, maybe

What I say to that random kid in my apartment complex who asks if I hate him

Random kid: do you hate me
Me: yeah, maybe

by 🗣🗣🗣🗣 April 11, 2021

T-Maybe

mobile service that may work or may not work; also known as T-mobile

"You hang up on me, bitch?"
"No, the call dropped"
"Yeah, right!"
"I swear, I have T-maybe"
"oh, shit...I'm sorry, girl"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023

Maybe

The BIGGEST sign of a let down

Me: "will you go out with me?"
Them:"Maybe. I'll see"
Them: Never answers

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019