lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.

"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"

by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

Fat Lard

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.

Tina you fat lard get your food

by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017

Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 16, 2022