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Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night
“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night
by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025
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kim jong pepe

a person that is green and a streamer.
Person 1: i think kim jong pepe is interesting
Person 2: cool
by your real na,e February 16, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
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