one of the mainstream apple products, a tablet computer with size varying from unfolding phone territory (ipad mini) to laptop territory (ipad pro 13in). it runs ipados, a perfect middle between phone software and computer software. the device uses apple silicon as its SOC, ranging from the mid tier a-series chips like a14-a15 to powerful socs that you would find in a laptop or computer like m1-m2. ipad is mostly used as a secondary device, it can serve you as a gadget for note taking , art, or it could even work as a laptop replacement!
selectively my opinion, but ipad is a great device and i dont get why people consider it bad.
selectively my opinion, but ipad is a great device and i dont get why people consider it bad.
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by IcerPad February 4, 2024
Get the iPadmug. The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.
Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.
Sam: Whose?
Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."
Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
Sam: Whose?
Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."
Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the iPad addictmug. 
xiomara
xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one
talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology
he probably is and ipad
xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one
talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology
he probably is and ipad
by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022
Get the Ipad Kidmug. by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021
Get the IPAD KIDmug.