Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.

Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob

by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021

sloppy handjob

Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.

Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360

by Andres M C April 9, 2023

Dooryard Handjob

When a mud cricket jerks ya off in some dude’s driveway in Washington County, Maine

Heard ya girl gave you a Dooryard Handjob at ya ma’s house

by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022

Hersheys Handjob

When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.

Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.

by USPFCMC September 5, 2023

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

lullaby and a handjob

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.

Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.

by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018