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last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
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ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.
by exasy_ October 6, 2025
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cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging
by mrs tosser November 22, 2025
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