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Burrito Of Awesomeness 

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
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the red ring of awesomeness 

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

Lord of Awesomeness 

David. Someone who claims to be the ruler of the universe, yet he is mistaken. The ruler of the universe is the Lady of Amazingness, Ava.
“I am the Lord of Awesomeness” (he’s wrong)