To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

by Wqu March 27, 2017

A sure thing.
by robdigital August 15, 2018

For some people, to wear the least amout of clothes legally possible in public because they're "brave".
by NutshellDefinitions April 2, 2022

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.
"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley
-Lewis Brindley
by IAmLexica December 17, 2018

Confidence is about loving yourself, I don't believe in it lol. YOU ARE A QUEEN/KING
xoxo <3 lots of love
xoxo <3 lots of love
by Tamakis_wifey January 21, 2021
