A Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme stuffed inside a McGangbang that has been drenched in spicy taco sauce and smuggled to an undisclosed location to be devoured in shame.

Please don't eat this disgusting fast-food cultural abortion.
"What happened to Ashley? I didn't see her yesterday ."

"You didn't hear? She got wine drunk during shark week, went out at three in the morning, ate a Tijuana McGangbang Sabor Supreme while watching Westworld and crying, missed both her Organic Chemistry final and track practice, lost her scholarship and ended up having to move back to Pensacola to work at her stepdad's used car lot."
by metamelero January 09, 2017
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Tijuana Chat Room Test

Tijuana Chat Room Test- It comes from the caution one must take before he knocks on a door in Tijuana, You don’t want to walk into a room of unsavory activities or an argument. You listen outside the door first; it gives you a chance to size up the players.

Same rule applies on the internet; monitor the site for a while to see who’s who before entering.
James was smart enough to use the Tijuana Chat Room Test to monitor the Hot for words "comment" page before he engage himself in a conversation. He so wanted to avoid the flamers, haters and psychos.
by chevolay July 17, 2008
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Tijuana Taco Stand

Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!
by Johnny Creepy Bananas July 27, 2011
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The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.
"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.
by Sal_paradise February 23, 2023
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Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel
by Stonedirt November 08, 2017
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Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing
Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!
by Illanoize March 23, 2021
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Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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