Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

by Poonswaggle12345 June 23, 2010

slippery avocado

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

by Cheese toes March 31, 2018

slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

Slippery Whore

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.

Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?

by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

slippery cruz

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide

we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005

slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"

That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!

by brneyes10 March 08, 2016