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Scientistic Puritanism

A fusion of scientism (the belief that science is the only legitimate path to knowledge) with puritanical purity culture—resulting in a worldview where scientific orthodoxy becomes the sole measure of virtue, and any departure from it is not just wrong but wicked. Scientistic puritanism demands that all knowledge claims be validated through approved scientific methods, treats alternative ways of knowing as not just mistaken but sinful, and engages in relentless crusades against the unbelievers. It's the new atheist who treats religious belief as cognitive pathology; the skeptic who thinks believers deserve contempt rather than engagement; the rationalist who sees irrationality as the root of all evil. Scientistic puritanism turns methodological naturalism into a religion, with scientists as its priests and skeptics as its inquisitors.
Example: "He didn't just disagree with her spiritual beliefs—he treated them as a moral failure, a sign of insufficient rationality. Scientistic Puritanism: making science the measure not just of truth but of virtue."
by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026
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Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.
Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.
by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025
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Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."
"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."
by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012
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Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.
Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!
by Guacas Muy Grandes June 6, 2020
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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020
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Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.
A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.
by js1975 September 1, 2020
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Backhand scientist

Someone who does all the work but is never given credit
Man your Dnd campain is so great but your BackHand scientist is the best i've ever seen
by The Mmmm effect December 22, 2020
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