Pwn the Peon

A large chaos peon from Warcraft who originated from the tremendous amount of pwnage from a simultaneous occurrence of a tournament melee competition in Warcraft and a CAL Counter-Strike tournament. This divinity is held to be the god of computer games and is worshipped by all who understand pwn.

Bob: Wow, Steve, you're doing great aganist me in this game.
Steve: stfu ful3 d0n't m4k3 m3 c4ll PWN on j00
Pwn the Peon: PWWWWWWWWWWN!

by Shadowfyoory November 4, 2004

Epic Pwn

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"

Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!

by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009

pwn

Pwn has its origins from the famous jailhouse term poon. To be pooned means one will be in the shower, or in their cell and another inmate will beat the pooner up then rape them thus making them the pooney.

I could hear your screams from your pwning all night long, that must have hurt like a bitch.

by Fudgetastic June 1, 2006

1337 PWN

One says this when someone's lame attempts to be funny have been shot down.

Newbie : "OMFG HAI1!1!1!!!! ^________^$%^£%^£^%!"!"1213213!"
Established member 1 : "Blow me."
Established member 2 :"Hoh hoh hoh! 1337 PWN!"

by Over2une June 25, 2004

power pwn

bacically same thing a pwn but if u power pwn someone, u do it in a short anount of time. Used in online gameing by good players who completly pwn noobs.

"u see that power pwn dude....wow that noob sucked

by pezzking September 3, 2006

corn pwn

also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'

Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!

by um_num_num_num_numm December 7, 2009

Ultra Pwn

This means uber pwning someone to the m4x. This is the greatest type of pwn.

I just ultra pwn'd that newbie.

by ninja4 February 28, 2005