fucked as a monkey

to be monkeyed.

"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007

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